Thanks to all of my incredible readers I was able to create a schedule of her activity and finally get a clear shot of the wild woman
Jonesy the Cryptid Master
Tuesday, 30 November 2021
I SAW HER IN PERSON!!!!! up close and personal with the Utah Wild Woman
Thursday, 18 November 2021
New HIGH QUALITY IMAGE of the UTAH WILD WOMAN
Readers, I have a huge scoop pending! Some people have mentioned strange cairns appearing around downtown Provo and strange figures darting into alleys that resemble the increasing body of images we have of the wild woman.
This may be clarified by this latest photo. Notice her just how humanoid she looks. I like you readers may be growing worried she may not be what she appears. If only I could run into her and see for myself. I have begun camping in Rock Canyon park (the popular Provo look/make out point in an attempt to see her up close. Unfortunatly it seems she may have moved on since this photo was snapped.
While many are claiming these cairns are art I wonder if they could be structures by the wild woman. I know that's crazy but it can't be a coincidence all thsi stuff is happening at the exact same time right? If she was already down at Utah lake there is no reason she couldn't get around Main street.
If any of you see more cairns let me know, I'd love to study them more closely.
Thursday, 11 November 2021
LAKE SIGHTING!!! Is the wild woman aquatic???
Okay so one of the lovely blog readers sent me this video they came across on Youtube. Now you might immediatly think this is some other kind of creature but I posit to you that it is the Utah Wild Woman for several reasons.
1. Remember how she suddenly appeared in the canyon? Well I theorized that this was because she has been pushed out of her native habitat by some ecological factos, most likely the wildfires that ravaged the Western States this summer. What if she is continuing her journay and was in fact a semi-aquatic cryptid to begin with. I have a friend who is a geologist and he tracks the rate of stream-bed drying during the year. This summer was quite hot and we had lacked rainfall. What if her stream dried up and she has now come to the Utah valley to dwell in the Lake???
2. The thing in the video is clearly using some sort of raft they aquired. Naturally only humanoid cryptids are capable of tool usage. The creature also uses its arms to raise the raft and its legs to swim, a very humanoid form. What other humanoid creatures have been spotted in the valley??? Only the Wild Woman.
3. Also in studying the video the creature has a telltale mass of matted hair on it's head which looks exactly like the wild woman. The skin coloration was also the same as photos from other sightings.
Now what important things did this sighting teach us? While previous sightings and videos were unclear and the wild woman could have been anything from an ape to a teenager, this sighting showed us more of her body in detail. In my opinion she seems to be a homo sapien but with primitive hygiene and clothing. Also a clear lack of human communicative skill. I posit she is very likely akin to the feral children seen across the Northern continent, thos eabandoned to fend for themselves in the wild. This means that while possibly dangerous she is intelligent and coulod likely be reasoned with if encountered. She will lack the sort of natural wanton/malicious destructive instinct many other cryptids posess. I would however continue to keep your distance should you encounter her readers. Let me know what you think in the comments and keep those sightings coming.
Thursday, 4 November 2021
MORE WILD WOMAN!!! AF canyon???
J: So Henry, what date, time, and place did you see the wild woman?
H: It was like noon on October 27th, I think? And I was up American Fork Canyon.
J: And what were you doing out there?
H: I was hammocking with a friend.
J: When you first spotted her what did you think it was?
H: Well, I was scared it was a bear or a moose or something, but then I thought it was a homeless person, until it started roaring. That’s when I knew this was something weird, and I guess I’m fight with fight-or-flight instincts because then I started chasing her.
J: You chased her? That is quite bold though I will say I would likely have done the same. Describe to me what you were able to discern in your time chasing her.
H: She ran on two legs, at least most of the time. She wore ripped up clothes and she had the grossed mat of hair on her head. And I think she had like...lizard scaly legs. They were green at least. She also seemed at least kinda smart, like more than instinct? Gave me human vibes, though I’m not going to say she was completely human.
J: I see, an intelligent humanoid. Readers of my blog have posited the similarity between her and big-foot, though I will admit bipedal ape cryptids are common in and of themselves. I personally wonder if she may be more akin to Babayaga. Before this event did you have any interest in cryptids?
H: Uh, I liked watching Finding Bigfoot when I was younger, and I watched that ‘Mothman Prophecies’ movie once. Well, like half of it, I kinda fell asleep.
J: I see. Well I am very glad you made it out safe and even more glad you got pictures of the whole affair. Do you have any parting words for my readers?
H: Keep an eye out for this...what did you call her, Wild Woman? Yeah, keep an eye out for the Wild Woman. I don’t think she’s dangerous, and maybe we can all get famous if we find her.
Friday, 29 October 2021
ANOTHER SIGHTING
When I shared my sighting of some sort of creature I saw while hiking an awesome commentor share dtheir cousin saw something similar. I got her permisson to share that video here.
Do you guys think thie "Wild Woman" is a feral animal, hoaxster, or an actual cryptid?
Tuesday, 26 October 2021
SIGHTING!!!!!!
Okay so my whole family thinks I'm crazy but I swear I saw something wild while hiking in American Fork canyon this morning!!!!
Have any of you guys seen anythign like this??? I couldn't tell what it looked like but definityl bipedal.
I'm taking some friends up there this weekend let's hope I find it again